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Due to budget cuts/restraints, we don't have many road signs in Darnit County, Vermont. That means it's hard to tell when you're entering one of the small towns such as Beaver Pond, Upper Beaver Pond, Lower Beaver Pond, Beaver Creek, Upper Beaver Creek, Beaver Gash and, of course, Upper Beaver Gash.
I guess they take more pride in the their towns in Austria. And they get pissed if people steal their signs, too. Yes, there's a town named Fucking, Austria. Don't believe me? Here's a map:

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
And, if your friend moved to another town, would he still be your Fucking friend?