Free to Pee

How can you tell the difference between a transvestite, transgendered person and a drag queen?  Watch where they pee. 

A transvestite is a man dressed as a woman and will more likely use the mens room.  A transgendered person is a woman trapped inside a man's body and will use the womens room.  A drag queen will just whip it out on the pool table and let it fly. 

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... but sometimes you have to think about where, when and how!  (see joke above)  Previously Nurse Ann Thrax praised the practice of peeing outside.   And now, in order to save the rainforest, the Brazilian government has issued this PSA encouraging people to pee in the shower... watch it:

That's fine if you're getting ready to go out... but what if you are already out on the town and there are no showers around and peeing outside isn't "acceptable" (ask Bob what the fine is in Burlington for urinating in public) and the place doesn't have a pool table?  If you're female, you may want to consider GoGirl.

Maybe Lucy Belle could be the new spokesmodel for the product... she'd be a lot better than those women in the video, right?

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