Lard as Lube?

Hank over at the Beaver Pond Pork By-Products Processing Plant (BPPBPP) is kicking himself.   For years he's known that the lard he sells has been used by some for purposes other than cooking.  Let's just say that some use it for household situations where things aren't sliding as well as they should, or there are squeaks and creaks that need tended to.  And others have found that their love of pork products can be combined with the love of their partner, again tending to things that maybe need some assistance in sliding - if you know what I mean*.

Well, someone has taken that love of pork-loving people and has marketed it... it's called BaconLube. What started out as as an April Fool's joke/promotion has turned into a legitimate product to be on the market soon.  J&D's Bacon Salt ("Everything should taste like bacon"), whom also produced the Jon Stewart/Daily Show spoofed Baconnaise, says it should be on the market soon. 

If you have any pork-related ideas, please send them to Hank via us as houseoflemay@hotmail.com.

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