National Limerick Day!!

Another holiday sneaks up on us!!!  May 12 is National Limerick Day!!!  To honor it, I've come up with a few about us... feel free to leave your own!!

The girls of the House of LeMay
Are truly the gayest of gay
Parades or dances
What are the chances
Of a LeMay gay getting a lay?

Amber is the one that talks
And at propriety she balks
In her mind she creates
Having lots of dates
But they're with the men she stalks

We all know of Maggie LeMay
She likes to have her say
Either spit or sweat
You're going to get wet
So you better get out of the way

Lucy Belle, Lucy Belle, Lucy Belle
She wears her sash so well
One looks at her wig
But it isn't so big
It's her ego that does swell 

For some dirty limericks, click HERE...

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