Need a Willie Warmer? (NSFW)

Yeah, yeah, it's May, it's getting warmer and people are wearing less clothing(!)... but sometimes you just have to tell the news when you get it.  And today's news is... THE WILLIE WARMER!!!

It started one day while I was cruising browsing Craigslist and saw an interesting post... I clicked on it and it turned out to be a very interesting (and pretty) post.  The click lead me to THIS site ... one for My Willie Warmer.  So, I did what any perverted dedicated blogger would do, I contacted the owner of the site.

Here's what he said...

My name is Jason Barker and I live in Nashville TN  I am 29 years old

 

I came up with the idea while having dinner at Chili's one night where a friend ordered fajitas, then started playing with the handle mitten they put on the iron skillets they serve them in.  She started saying she could slip it over her boyfriend's penis to keep it warm.  Then she looked to me and said or I bet Jason could make one even better.  I began searching for patterns online and found a few that I tried out but was not happy with the results. 

 

I took what I learned from the patterns, what I liked and didn't like and created my own pattern from that.  I decided to make the open ended Willie Warmer a little later in the design and it's really made it a hit.  I also made the prototype.

 

Unfortunately it is not me in the pictures, it's a good friend of mine and I have agreed to keep his name private.  I am the photographer and he is the model.

 

I'm not sure what you mean by available but if you mean single the answer is no.  (A queen can try, can't she?)

 

So, I'm sure you have questions... like

Do I need to measure myself so that a Willie Warmer will fit properly?

No, most people will fit into the average size Willie Warmer but if you are thicker than normal you might consider ordering the extra large size.

Does it matter that I am extremely long?

No, remember that this Willie Warmer is designed to fit you while you are flacid. The sheath is made about 4" long which will accommodate most flacid penises. When you obtain an erection your penis will stick out the end of the sheath. Making the Willie Warmer too long will result in it being bulky inside your pants.

The Warmer comes in two sizes... "The Average Joe" and "Big Bubba."  I'll let you go to the website to find out the sizing requirements. 

So, go and order a few for you and your friends... tell Jason that the LeMays sent you. 

Oh, and send us some pictures of you and your Willie Warmer, too. 

Please?

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