Pork - The Other White Liquor

It hasn't been a very good few months for Hank down at the Beaver Pond Pork By-Products Processing Plant (BPPBPPP).   Not only did he get greased out of the BaconLube business, but the Swine Flu scare has had a negative effect on business as well.  And now he hears that someone else is marketing a bacon-flavored Vodka!!!

This really steams Hank because, as with BaconLube, Hank has been supplying the LeMays with bacon-infused vodka for years.  It all started one Sunday morning with Margaurite using a strip of crisp bacon as a swizzle stick in her Bloody Maggie.   The taste was so unique (and SO LeMay) he knew he could take certain items from the BPPBPPP dis-assembly line, soak them in some cheap Vodka and we LeMays would be happy as pigs in... well, Vodka!

He never thought there was a market for it outside of Beaver Pond, Vermont.  Poor Hank. 

If you have any ideas for other pork by-products related items, drop us a line at houseoflemay@hotmail.com.

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