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Separation of Church & Crate
Hello, Hello, Hello there darlin's...
Well just as I m a returnin and am slowly gettin dem dare updates on the goin's ons in Beaver Pond, doan cha know I'd discover a controversy that sets my blood to boil. It appears that our local governmental agencies are pushing particular religious beliefs upon the animals in Beaver Pond, and we all know that the animal kingdom is not far from the citizenry of the Hot Damn Trailer Park.
Ya see, Jest de udder day I stopped inta de Beaver Pond Quickie Stop Mini S'mart for some carry out consumable luggage (aka a suitcase) and what was posted on de bullit-ten board but a notice from the newly elected animal control officer Dee M. Pound.
Now didn't this notice set me to thinkin... Well I believe Mayor Bibbs should investerigate de conditions of which I now discribe. See Bibbs has always held her constipational duties in high regard and never has she forced me to adopt a belief - let alone a religious one that was contrary to my own. In fact she has often told me "Liza, jest you sit there in your own pew."
Well in any case, whilst I was checkin out at de Mini S'mart the notice from Dee M. Pound struck me in dat it was recommending that we bring our dogs inta Dr. Pussy D. Flower' local ambulatory vet hospitable for a "Rabbi's Clinic."
Now I don't want to appear anti-symantical but shouldn't we determine the faith of our own pets. Or at the very least let them figure it out on their own.
Bibbs would you please look inta dis.
All the best for now,
Liza