What we're thankful for...

Yeah, we know that Thanksgiving isn't here yet, but we're thankful NOW!!

TOP TEN THINGS DRAG QUEENS

ARE THANKFUL FOR

10.  The “Ladies” of  “The View” – We either look better than them or can beat the sh*t out of them – either way, we’re thankful.

9. Twinkies – Both the Hostess and the youthful types.

8. Vodka – enough said.

7.Payless Shoe Stores – Even when it’s not BOGO (buy one, get one) Week, you can usually find an economical size 11½ in a comfy heel for that long parade or night of standing on the street corner.

6.   Lane Bryant – Because Ann Taylor’s a skinny little bitch.

5. Press-On Nails – Whether you’re a chronic biter you just can’t grow a nail to save your soul, with Press On Nails you can always scratch someone’s eyes out and then throw away the evidence.

4.  Control-Top Panty Hose – enough said.

3.  Vodka – worth saying again.

2. MyFaceSpaceBook – Saves time and energy from going around posting flyers that no one will read on bulletin boards that no will look at.  Saves on the environment, too!  Be a Green Queen!

1. Cher – enough said.

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