Where in the world was Liza?

Hello, Hello, Hello there darlings;

Well for those of you who have bothered to notice... yes I have been absent from Beaver Pond for some time...But now I am back

Now to dispel any rumerations that ya'all have started or heard...

1. No I was not on probation.

2. No, Amber did not keep me away cause I haven't quit smokin'.  (Yes, Liza is always smokin' - Hot that is...)

3. No, I have not taken up with any cults or cosmic entities - You can't believe all you read in the tabloids.

4. HUD did not foreclose on my trailer, nor did the SBA recall any loans on the ESLMLLCCLM.

So what in the name of laundry suds did happen...

Its a long(ish) explinnieation so get ready...

Well not long after my last show with the girls at Middlebury College, I had cause to go ova ta de court house dare in Darnit County.  Yea I was looking to renew a particular license (no not my licker license either-that license is perpetually renewed) wid the courts but dat dare is another story.  In any case in order to get dem details on the license just so the clerk was lookin up inta my business- now git yer mind out a da gutter she was lookin on her compudidiator - when da whole court house was suddenly swarmin' with young hot blooded men in camo-flauged fatigues which just put me in a twitter.  Hot camo jocks do dat.

Well, next thing I new, I'd been jumped by these swarthy men in jump suits - I now have first hand Kanarnal knowledge of the etomological naming of this particular military fashion statement.  But I do digress...

In any case, da next ting I knew is I'd been extraordinarilaraly rendidtioned by da good ol' U.S. of A.  Yesss sir eee, I'd been sent packing on an all expense paid trip to the wonderfuly exclusif island resort known in some circles as Gone to Anamo Bay.  Boy did I have a swell time.  I'll fill ya all in on my expoloits there at some future show or another post.  But for now let it be known I'm Back!

Hugs and Kisses,

 Elizabeth (LIZA) Little.

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